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Joke of the Day
"Down a flight of stairs. That's how I roll. :("
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"I've been told I have a certain ineffable quality. But ladies, I think you'll find I'm totally effable if you drink enough beer."
"What do you call a nation of angry women? A cuntry."
"Why did the student study in an airplane? He wanted a higher education! "
"did you hear about the guy with five penises? his pants fit like a glove"
"What does a tech geek say when they're taking a shit? ""Clearing my cache."""
"I was researching facts about euthanasia... They're extremely malnourished"
"I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass."
"I ran over my cat with a lawnmower. I guess you could say I tore that pussy up."
"Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse to join search for Malaysia Airlines Flight 370"