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Joke of the Day
"I told my Grandpa an Alzheimer's joke. It was so funny he forgot to laugh."
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"Have you heard a dad joke about dad jokes? I've never meeted an person who had."
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"Why didn't the vegan gamble at the meat raffle? Didn't want a brisket"