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Joke of the Day

"Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal. You grab their tail and they're like ""have that one, I don't even want it"""

"How to cool the craze for transgender surgery Install an irregular period with each new vagina and an enlarged prostate with each new penis"

"What's a white racist's favorite food? Klan Chowder"

"Did you hear about the deaf gynecologist? He reads lips :)"

"ISIS is taking back territory after a surprise turn of events Their new partnership with Samsung is quickly paying off"

"Bernie Sanders is elected president </joke>"

"What do you call a fat cow..? Your mum"

"""Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?"" ""Not much, just working on my Theseus."""

"How do you confuse a blonde? You don't. They're born that way! "

"My doctor just told me I'm suffering from paranoia. Well he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what he was thinking."