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Joke of the Day
"You're having a big wedding? Cool. I'm having a Big Mac"
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"Behind every HD picture of a girl, there is a friendzoned DSLR photographer boy :P"
"I know a joke... that's so dark the police almost shot it."
"A blond is driving to DisneyLand... She sees a sign saying ""DisneyLand left"" so she turns around and drives home."
"Did you hear about the woman who blew all her money on powerball tickets? She made a lotto bad decisions...."
"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is dead."
"I told my Chinese friend that I like homemade gifts.... So for Christmas he gave me an iPhone, iPad and an iMac."
"Anonymous gets Alzheimer's They sign off: We are Anonymous, we are a legion, we do not forgive, we do not...."
"I'm a heroine addict Wonder Woman, Super Woman, Batgirl--I just can't get enough of them!"
"Me: I've lost my kitten Cop: How would you best describe him? Me: He looks like a miniature cat"