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Joke of the Day
"What did O say to Q? ""Pull your pants up will ya?"""
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"Why are germans so bad at marathons? Because they cant finish a race."
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times lets face it you're a jerk and I'm stupid"
"What do you call dirt? Dirty."
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"What did the shirt say to the pants? What's up, britches."
"A rabbi a priest and a crocodile walk into a bar Chuck Norris mother fuckers.....whoooooooooooooo"
"what's the difference between a condom and your mother? A condom wasn't on my dick last night"
"Did you hear about the holocaust museum banning Pokemon? I guess they didn't want a bunch of Ash running around."