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Joke of the Day
"Why was Tom Cruise hired by Volkswagen? Emission Impossible"
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"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch."
"""Oh is it by the Starbucks?"" Um... everything's by a Starbucks"
"Why didn't galactus consume the milky way? He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry."
"Curiosity killed the cat... NASA sincerely apologizes..."
"What did the black pedophile say? ""Hey kid, wanna help me snatch some candy?"""
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Alickalotapuss"
"I don't get this joke A guy woke up after being frozen for 1000 years, someone asked how he felt and he said he was okay with an emphasis on the o"
"Don't know whether to be disturbed or enchanted that the word sesquipedalian is onomatopoetic"
"Yo Mama so fat.. ..she walked past the TV and I missed 3 seasons!"