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Joke of the Day
"what's the difference between a condom and your mother? A condom wasn't on my dick last night"
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"Whenever I feel like I'm a weirdo, I remember they put little panties on peaches in Japan & I don't feel so bad"
"What's Irish and sits on your lawn? paddy o' furniture"
"How do Sesame Street characters reproduce? Big bird's eggs and ABCmen."
"What do watermelons and Khloe Kardashian's vagina have in common? They're both pink in the middle and full of black seeds"
"If you ever want to be bummed all day, think about how Jordan's national carrier is called ""Royal Jordanian Airways"" instead of ""Air Jordan"""
"What do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of women in heaven? - A host of Angels And all women in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH!"
"Socialist jokes aren't funny.... Unless everybody gets them."
"how do you know you are a real redneck? you let your 12yr old daughter smoke in front of her kids."
"I tried on a parachute at an extreme sports retailer the other day, and asked my girlfriend how I looked. ""It suits you down to the ground"", she said."