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Joke of the Day
"Maybe she's born with zits, maybe it's methamphetamine"
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"What do lesbian couples do once a month? Finger paint."
"""GOOOOOOOAAAAALLLLL"" -Soccerates"
"Two deer walk out of a gay bar As they are leaving one says to the other, ""I can't believe you blew forty bucks in there!"""
"the butter churner asked the milk ""whats wrong..."" the milk responded ""im just a bit stirred up but ill be butter in a while"""
"Don't you just hate it when ... You can't understand what your girl is trying to say? Take a step back and what's she's trying to say will become a lot clearer"
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his ass."
"Wanna know why santa doesn't have any children It's because he cums once a year and its down your chimney"
"Kid: would you rather be the Evil Queen or the Wicked Witch? M: I'd rather be the Mom K: ooh, right. Much scarier."
"What's brown and sticky. A stick."