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Joke of the Day

"the butter churner asked the milk ""whats wrong..."" the milk responded ""im just a bit stirred up but ill be butter in a while"""

"It seems to me that only reposts make it to the front page nowadays."

"When did the gay atheist become religious and started praying? When the gunman walked into the club he was in and started shooting and the doors were locked."

"A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder... and the bartender says: ""hey where'd you get that? It looks exotic."" And the parrot says: ""Africa."""

"""Get a load of this guy!""- Receptionist at a sperm bank."

"What do you get when a camel pukes in the desert? A hot mess."

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"A man went to a Library and asked for a book on homosexuals. ""Go through the back door"" said the Librarian. ""That's the one"" I replied."

"I dream of living in a world where men are judged not by the color of their skin, but by the contents of their iPod."

"Someone fell asleep next to me on the bus so I'm drawing penises on their forehead. Let this be a warning to all sleepy toddlers out there."