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Joke of the Day

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar As they are leaving one says to the other, ""I can't believe you blew forty bucks in there!"""

"[Dark Humor]Why is suicide illegal? Destruction of government property."

"Why does Islam marginalize their women? Because she ain't special, Shiite."

"Why is a train like a stick of gum? One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew."

"What do you call it when someone steals an idea r/Jokes"

"I couldn't believe it when my mother said she liked The Monkees more than The Beatles. Then I saw her face."

"When is a woman wrong? As long as she is unmarried."

"I went to the doctor today for a prostate exam. It wasn't as bad as I was expecting, until I realized both his hands were on my shoulders."

"So, Pee Wee Herman announced he has converted to Islam He's currently planning a pilgrimage to Mecca Lecca Hi Mecca Hiney Ho."

"So a man had his eye lids burned off in a fire and the doctors used a new procedure to replace them with his foreskin He came out just fine besides being a little cockeyed."