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Joke of the Day

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee *before* it was cool. :-)"

"Did you hear the one...? Did you hear the one about the Concubine and the Muse...? Fucking Inspirational...!!!"

"Why should one not talk about Titanic with a stranger? Because it can't break the ice"

"What do you call a castrated male chicken that runs an illegal moonshine business? Al Capon"

"There's a woman with a colostomy bag. Her boyfriend says he wants to fuck her in the pooper... Which hole does he use?"

"I love my girlfriend's dog, ""Missy."" She messes inside a lot though, especially if I show too much attention to the dog."

"What kind of tea does a house drink? Propertea"

"Why did the cancer patient get smacked? His hand was bigger than his face."

"what did the zero say to the eight? nice belt."

"Thought of this joke in a dream. What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate? ""Bro, do you even shift?"""