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Joke of the Day
"what did the zero say to the eight? nice belt."
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"I was sober for 12 years... And then i turned 13."
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated"
"Making a grocery list after 8 beers is awesome because the next morning I get to wonder why I need 7000 bags of pizza rolls."
"So glad I don't subtweet like SOME PEOPLE."
"New surveys show: Surveys show that Google plus is gaining rapid popularity among today's teens."
"Dr Steve Brule on Jokes Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Your friend"" ""But I don't have any friends"". That's a comedy joke by Dringus and Djrumgo Comedy team."
"If you accept small grammatical errors, decent society collapses and then everyone starts marrying dogs. That's what happened to Australia."
"I feel more comfortable in your arms than anywhere else ~Conversations I have with my couch"
"Every woman's dessert order starts with, ""I shouldn't."""