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Joke of the Day

"Why should one not talk about Titanic with a stranger? Because it can't break the ice"

"What did the poplar tree say to the weeping willow? Hey pal, you just need to branch out more."

"I'd kill a man to have my pillow always cool on one side."

"If you own a small, anti-Kindle bookstore and it's not called Page Against the Machine, just give up."

"Q. How did a blind girl burn her fingers? A. Reading the waffle iron"

"It's a real Challenger When I was first introduced to the Kerbal Space Program, my spaceship kept blowing up. I looked at my friend and said ""Wow, this game is a real Challenger!"" I am a bad person."

"Wanna hear a funny joke? Womens rights."

"OH AND JUST FYI.... THE BAGS UNDER MY EYES ARE LOUIS VUITTON"

"Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case."

"Keep your friends close, your enemies close, aliens not so close, ghosts close, snakes close, skeletons close, everything just in a big pile"