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Joke of the Day
"Why should one not talk about Titanic with a stranger? Because it can't break the ice"
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"My autocorrect changes c**ts to China. Hey don't blame me. I'm not the racist code programmer."
"I wanted to be a banker But then I lost interest."
"What is a vampires favorite drink? ."
"You know you're a bad driver when Siri tells you ""after 400 feet stop and let me out"""
"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes"
"What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ? Light ale !"
"What did the Scientologist play on his Wii? Xenublade"
"Bruce Jenner just got rooted by his own son Right in the pussy"
"Four men on a boat had five cigarettes but no lighter. How did they light their cigarettes? One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter."