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Joke of the Day
"What did 0 say to 1? You're turning me on!"
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"One time my teacher was telling a story about war and the girl in front of me slowly opened her laptop and liked Downy on Facebook."
"Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch? He had no attachments."
"This lady in Walgreens is staring at me like she's never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf."
"Drinking alcohol before pregnancy can cause pregnancy."
"When I die I want my body donated to science Specifically a scientist who is working on bringing dead people back to life."
"I always make it a point to become friends with babies. That's free cake once a year for a lifetime."
"Doctor Frankenstein If Doctor Frankenstein ever opens a cheese shop, he should name it 'Frankenstein's Muenster'"
"What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot? Mitosis"
"A trip to Wal-Mart is all the proof I need that ugly isn't an effective means of birth control."