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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Frankenstein If Doctor Frankenstein ever opens a cheese shop, he should name it 'Frankenstein's Muenster'"

"I'll tell you a cheesy joke? I don't like cheese. :0"

"A bishop walks straight up to the bar and the barman says You can't do that. Bishops can only move diagonally."

"Who will take the second shot in this pool game? Find out after the break."

"World's Funniest Joke? Women's rights!"

"A neutron walks into a bar and asks: ""How much for a beer?"" The bartender replies: ""For you? No charge."""

"My Daddy taught me to lick it before I stick it- I say to the judges as I hang a spit covered spoon from my nose."

"Three /r/Jokes mods walk in a bar.............. [removed]"

"What does an antisemite say when he rolls five of a kind? ""Nazi!"""

"Sir Im sorry I rear ended you but I was focused on not accidentally eating a purple jelly bean and you're handling this really insensitively"