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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does a cat sleep on? A: A caterpillow."
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"On bad days I like to take a pregnancy test to remind myself that things could be much worse."
"Which trigonometric fatio is obsessed with the pokemon Suicune? EuSINE"
"""United Airlines? More like DIVIDED Airlines"" he said as thunderous applause erupted in the terminal, wild cheers & all the old folks crying"
"What did the oven tell the slice of bread? You're *toast*!"
"I was addicted to brake fluid... ...but I know I can stop whenever I want!"
"Women are natures version of the Rubiks cube."
"My favorite German children's story is that one where some unspeakably terrifying thing happens to teach a minor lesson."
"Existing is a pretty remarkable achievement."
"Facebook is the biggest whistle-blower of them all, telling people I saw their messages."