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Joke of the Day
"A trip to Wal-Mart is all the proof I need that ugly isn't an effective means of birth control."
Next Joke
"So my girlfriend asked me to make love to her like in the movies.... So I pulled out and busted all over her face....apparantly we don't watch the same movies"
"Ever wonder why children tend to ignore their parents who underwent a sex change op? It's because they are trans-parent."
"I always set my watch 10 minutes forward. I wanna be ahead of my time"
"I just read a book about Stockholm syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."
"Why did the sea-monster eat 5 ships filled with potatoes? Because no one can eat just one potato ship."
"Why did the man sleep under the tractor? Because he wanted to wake up oily."
"Judging from what most terrifies my cats, when the apocalypse comes it will be heralded by a great rustling of plastic grocery bags."
"What time should you book dental appointments for? 2:30 (Tooth hurty!)"
"I don't think we should be to worried if Trump gets elected Politicians never keep their word"