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Joke of the Day

"i've grown my mustache down over my mouth and all the other ventriloquists here are wondering why they never thought of that before"

"Did you hear about the honeydew and pineapple who tried getting married? The court said they *cant-eloupe*"

"I used to be addicted to the Hokey-Pokey But then I turned myself around"

"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat"

"What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !"

"How would you describe killing an eagle? ill-eagle"

"What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common? They both keep trying to get on our shores...."

"I get home and realize where my house stood a shark now sits dressed as a house with its mouth open Shark:[nervously makes house noises]"

"What's the hardest part of being a paedophile? The dick."

"Takes approximately 7.5 seconds for #Adele to make you mourn a relationship that you weren't even in."