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Joke of the Day
"How would you describe killing an eagle? ill-eagle"
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"What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car? You get to the other side."
"Once you go black you never go back... Fuck."
"You can't hear me! She: ""You are so deaf. You never hear me."" He: ""I heard you. I was just looking at my new watch."" She: ""Oh yeah? What kind is it?"" He: Six o'clock!"""
"What did the german with food allergies say? Gluten Nacht"
"how to talk to a woman wearing headphones: 1. be the artist she has currently chosen to listen to through her headphones"
"Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania"
"A scarecrow just won a Nobel prize. It was for being out-standing in his field."
"What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire? They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises."
"Texting someone back while driving just means that you love them enough to actually die for them."