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Joke of the Day

"What do the Syrian refugees and water have in common? They both keep trying to get on our shores...."

"J.R.R. Tolkien's full name is Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien."

"Just realized what I'm putting on my tombstone. If you're reading this, I'm already dead."

"""Whoever smelt it, dealt it"" - a handy tip when trying to track down large metal suppliers."

"What did the Bantha say when he ate the Wookie? Chewie (You have to be a Star Wars fan)"

"Red-nosed Rudolph was hit by a 747 and a flock of seagulls on Christmas Eve during a gift delivery over Barcelona The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane (Courtesy of Colin Mochrie)"

"How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale? 4 skin divers"

"One old song. A thousand old memories."

"No lie: When the plane landed I had 9 texts and my 13yr old had 343."

"diseases you get after marriage onegina"