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Joke of the Day

"What's the hardest part of being a paedophile? The dick."

"If you were born in September... Then, you can be sure that your parents started the New Year, with a bang."

"I have a black belt in leather"

"A friend of mine got married on top of a mountain last year. Aye they say it was all downhill from there."

"If by speaking Spanish you mean speaking in English but slower and louder, then yes, I speak Spanish."

"Why is it hard for old people to have sex? You ever try to pull apart a grilled cheese?"

"Old age homes suck people are dying to get out of there."

"Whats the difference between being hungry and horny? Depends where you put the cucumber"

"Knock Knock ..."

"i thought i heard a dog approaching but it was just some hot girl's keys jingling. i fixed my hair for nothing"