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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't jelly my cock down your throat"
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"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way"
"What do you call a loony spaceman ? An astronut !"
"Funny one liner: Virgin Pussy is a ""Road not taken"""
"The best part of having a banana instead of a cell phone is no one on this plane can actually make me turn it off or stop talking into it."
"My girlfriend told me to kiss her where it stinks... So I drove her to New Jersey.."
"I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, *look what's telling me that.*"
"A good way to mess with a jogger is to run up along side them and say ""I think we lost them."""
"What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building? Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building"
"I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. Although the doctor says I am okay, I still feel like I dyed a little inside."