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Joke of the Day

"Juror:We find the defendant- *pizza guy bursts in* ""Ive got 2 pizzas for Not Guilty"" Defendant: Im Not Guilty Judge:NOT GUILTY *bangs gavel*"

"Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit afire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can't have yourkayak and heat it too."

"I tried telling a joke to Messi But he missed the point"

"How can people get engaged after dating less than a year? You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker"

"For every IT topic.... ... there is a YouTube video with Indian guy explaining it"

"So many haunted ""mansions."" Sad how this country is killing the middle class ghost."

"Q: What's the difference between roast beef & pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef."

"Why French Fighter jet are name phantom? Because they don't exist."

"Have you heard , Donald Trump is having a sex change operation ? He is tired of pretending ... now he wants to identify himself as a real man."

"What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by? Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help."