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Joke of the Day

"I tried telling a joke to Messi But he missed the point"

"we put a man on the moon but we can't keep him there. he keeps coming back. you stay on the moon. you stay there."

"My wife and I just made a porno. Too bad she's my late wife."

"My nose won't stop running. But, to be fair, it's the only part of my body that's still in shape."

"What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."

"Brother: Do you want to come over to see the new baby? Me: Does it have wifi?"

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer! I don't know what he laced them with, *but I have been tripping all day*."

"Why Aren't SJW's Allowed In The Military? They are too trigger-happy."

"my life is all about getting strong and powerful and then marching on down to hell to challenge satan for the throne"

"Did you hear about Dictionary: The Musical? It's a play on words..."