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Joke of the Day

"How can people get engaged after dating less than a year? You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker"

"What do whales and milk have in common? They both cum in gallons."

"Did you know pigeons die after they have sex At least the one I fucked did Edit:Apparently this is not a new joke..Its new to me"

"My gf was a virgin until recently ;) Too bad I still am."

"When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up? This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt."

"A guy ate part of his own arm while tripping on acid. After he found out what he'd done, he shit himself."

"What did one testicle say to the other testicle? Don't talk to the guy in the middle. He is a dick!"

"Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet? Because the P is silent."

"*pulls away from kissing -What does CVS stand for?"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean"