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Joke of the Day
"Why French Fighter jet are name phantom? Because they don't exist."
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"In American politics, what's important is that you pick one of two equally bad sides and defend it no matter the awful garbage it produces"
"I am never more aware that I don't have boobs than when I'm paying for my own drink."
"What does Dracula say to his victims? It's been nice gnawing you."
"whips out Motorola razr and texts mom ""drive me to hot topic or none of my friends will love me"""
"What has 2 legs but doesn't use them? A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)"
"I woke up one day and your name just didn't make me smile anymore."
"Why am I against Donald Trump's wall idea? It will make fleeing to Mexico more difficult when he ruins our country."
"What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race? An all day run"
"What Do You Call 4 Mexicans In Quicksand? Cuatro Cinco!"