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Joke of the Day

"You can't hear me! She: ""You are so deaf. You never hear me."" He: ""I heard you. I was just looking at my new watch."" She: ""Oh yeah? What kind is it?"" He: Six o'clock!"""

"Did you hear about the upcoming play based on the life of Elton John? It's a little bit funny."

"Maybe Jesus went black, and that's why he isn't coming back."

"A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you. Canadian person was smarter"

"What do Japanese men do when they have an erection? Vote."

"Nothing is quite as scary as hearing your doorbell ring on the same night you made a blood sacrifice to the dark lord."

"What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him? Get off me homes."

"Crime in multi-storey car parks. Wrong on so many levels."

"What do condoms prevent? Minivans."

"I don't care about all the nasty stuff people put on here about Nicki Minaj. I'll still suck her c**k anytime."