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Joke of the Day

"What is the best animal related joke you know? These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!"

"The Wife just asked if she looked OK in her new pants.. She did... But I paused to long,,,,,,,,,,,,,Please send an ambulance..."

"What do you call a fast zombie? A zoombie"

"I was going to drive to the shop to pick up some guacamole... ....but I don't avocado."

"Demons must be obese... ...Because they hate getting exorcised."

"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough"

"Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported? Because they're two-tired."

"How do programmers get a sixpack? int[][] abs = new int[2][3]"

"Whay does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say? Beat it. We're closed."

"What has ten letters and starts with gas? ""flatulence"""