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Joke of the Day

"Stevie Wonder... I don't see what his problem is!"

"A book fell on my head today... I can only blame myshelf."

"My skis are like my parents They're drifting apart"

"I trust J.D. Power, but not his shifty ""Associates"""

"I've always lived by the motto 'work hard, play hard' But the HR department is starting to get concerned and the guys I ball with at the gym hate when I guard them"

"My head feels like something Picasso would have drawn."

"Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk."

"Having the option to erase and re-record after having to leave a voicemail is one of my favorite things about life."

"You know, it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force."

"Where did the Japanese watch their movies in WWII The Pacific Theatre"