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Joke of the Day

"Two blondes in a hole Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, ""It's dark in here isn't it?"" The other replied, ""I don't know; I can't see."""

"What does a Mathematician say when he eats too much pie? (-1/64)"

"I would tell a joke about my dick... but there isn't much to it.. :("

"Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers."

"Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey When will I get out? Principal: Oh sooner or later"

"was that your rat running around here? - it is not a rat, it is a dwarf doxie - my cat ate it, meaning that's rat"

"What would a Prius minivan be called? Post-us"

"What four man rock group doesn't sing? Mount Rushmore"

"AOL had the largest growing Stock in 2012 I write jokes and put them on my phone number. 1-855-333-4469. Here's a video that supports the jokes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YaFbKvEw9c"

"Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's court? Circumference."