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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? ....because he's married."
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"I once knew a dyslexic priest He always said ""woof"" instead of ""amen""."
"There really should be awards for getting out of bed."
"Why Adele crossed the road? To say hello from the other side"
"Do you like Knock Knock jokes? Because I believe that the inventor of the knock knock joke deserves a 'No-bell' prize."
"I was discussing a trip to Chernobyl with my friend... He said not to go there or else Chernobyl fall off."
"i have a little piece of wood i like to gently hit my wifes breasts with.... its a mammary stick."
"Sometimes I feel so lucky to be American... Not like those poor kids in Africa, or the euthanasia."
"Batman was arrested today in the Vatican He was released on Christian Bale"
"Lion King joke Q: Why is Simba an orphan? A: Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff"