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Joke of the Day
"So JLO has a new movie in theaters? Hasn't she had 'Enough'?"
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"What jobs have you found out about that made you think ""why does this exist""?"
"Okay kids, always remember: you are what you eat So eat loads of sweets and pass on those vegetables"
"I remember my marriage like I remember yesterday Wait, what happened yesterday?"
"Two men were arguing when one goes: 'Come at me, you wanna fight? You can bring all your friends vs me'..... ... And then I'll beat up the BOTH of you."
"Jesus may have fed fishes and loaves to 5000 people.... But hitler made 6 million jews toast."
"All I said was, Even those starving kids in Africa wouldn't eat your cooking and my wifes foot became Mayor of my ass on Foursquare."
"Immigrants after Trump's election be like... [removed]"
"Mom: clean up ur room! We're having guests over for dinner Me: sorry, I didnt realize we were having dinner in my room"
"A young boy speeding way above speed limit. He got pulled over by a cop. Cop:""I've been waiting all day to catch someone like you."" Boy:""I know sir, I got here as fast as I could."""