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Joke of the Day
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
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"I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth"
"Which type of soup is the heaviest? Won-ton soup"
"How much did Juan weigh after eating Chinese food? Juan ton"
"What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns? Go straight for the juggler."
"Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!"
"Guys, please don't forget to wake up Green Day tonight. September is ending."
"Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because their boobs are too big for b-shells!"
"Nipples are like the cold activated bars on beer, but for people"
"I'm really impressed with the enthusiasm of the workers getting Qatar ready for the World Cup They're dying to get the job done."