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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the doctor He says he has been having dreams where one night, he is a teepee, and the other night he is a wigwam. Doctor says: ""That's an easy one, you're too tense!"" (Two tents)"

"Today I lost my viriginity to a disabled woman I just wanted it to be special."

"Doctor Patient 2 Doctor:What happened to you ? PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes."

"At this point in my life if I drop something and can't pick it up with my foot or via one of my kids, it's staying on the floor."

"Two praying mantis' sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I Oh shit, did you see that? Daaaamn. She straight up ate him."

"Just found out that umbrellas open up. I always wondered why my rain stick never kept me dry. We never stop learning do we."

"Joke Yo momma so fat when she goes to the grocery store she brings a battery charger."

"Important copyright notice Remember, if you sing ""Happy Birthday"" to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free."

"Did you hear that Napoleon broke the Sphinx's nose with a singe shot? It was a one-hit wonder. I'll show myself out."

"Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !"