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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the doctor He says he has been having dreams where one night, he is a teepee, and the other night he is a wigwam. Doctor says: ""That's an easy one, you're too tense!"" (Two tents)"

"I remember 2014 like it was yesterday."

"I'm sorry but shits and giggles don't sound like things I want to have happen at the same time."

"What do you call friendship between punctuation? Commaraderie"

"Chili today, Hot tamale."

"Pink Floyd is opening a gay bathhouse that focuses on glory holes They're gonna call it ""Another Prick in the Wall."""

"Did you hear about Elon Musk's X in Virginia? They had a firey start, then a major break up."

"Someone told me I was obsessed with the song ""Wonderwall"". I said ""Maybe""."

"Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school? Because he was always below a C"

"Autocorrect changed ""stranger"" to ""strangler"" & it made me wonder how often I must have written about murdering people to teach it that."