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Joke of the Day

"Fun Fact: You can edit and crop a selfie so that we aren't able to see the cataclysmic disaster of dirty clothes in the background!"

"Gay jokes aren't funny come on man"

"Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend? Because they're too young for him"

"4: can we name the baby Yoko? Me: well Yoko is a Japanese name 4: if the baby is Japanese can we name it Yoko? Me: ... 4: ... Me: yes"

"Did you hear about the guy who tried to mend his belt with watches? It was a waste of time"

"If you think Big Government is bad... Wait until you see *Yuge* Government."

"I love getting Halloween candy... It makes me Snicker(s)."

"Yo mamma is so fat... That she literally ate my dick."

"A blind man walks into a bar... And a chair, and a table."

"My new girl friend. Just got a new Czech girlfriend, but its taken her nearly 5 days to hoover the house. Turns out she's a Slovak."