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Joke of the Day
"What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina? The X-Men"
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"Why shouldn't you write with a dull pencil? It's pointless"
"Joke I prefer my scotch the same as my women...16 years old and mixed up with coke"
"Waitress: Can I take this out of the way for you? Me: [glances at wife] uh...sure Wife: SHE MEANS THE PLATE, IDIOT"
"What do you call a man who excels at fishing? A master baiter"
"Q: Why are elephants big, wrinkled, grey, and hairy? A: Because if they were small, smooth, white, and hairless, they'd be aspirin tablets!"
"My wife reckons that recently I have become an awkward, arrogant cunt, and she just can't understand me. Seems like my French classes are going really well."
"What's the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? Depth perception."
"What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest? A progressive priest will give you a reach around."
"Bought some shoes from a drug dealer... Not sure what he laced them with, but I have been trippen' all day."