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Joke of the Day

"I love getting Halloween candy... It makes me Snicker(s)."

"tilt your head up as in like look up at the sky and squeeze the bridge of your nose and blink alot. it prevents crying u wimp"

"I tried to give myself a sex change but I couldn't quite pull it off."

"What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply? Pb & J."

"My grandad has the heart of a lion... ...and a lifetime ban from the Edinburgh zoo"

"I kept pouring water on my Iphone.. because Siri won't tell me where the terrorists are."

"What is red and bad for your teeth? A Brick."

"did u fall from heaven bc so did satan"

"What does a good bar and a good woman have in common? Liquor in the front poker in the back."

"I got my car towed by a celebrity yesterday. I don't even have THAT big of a car."