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Joke of the Day
"Yo mamma is so fat... That she literally ate my dick."
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"What's long, black, and dangerous to cut? The line at KFC."
"I bet when scientists throw office parties, there's always the one guy who gets drunk and carbon dates his own butt."
"A little boy and his father are walking in a cemetery ...and come across a gravestone that reads ""here lies a lawyer and a good man"" The boy asks his father ""Dad, why did they bury 2 men in 1 grave?"""
"If anyone ever tells you they've lost their voice, They're lying."
"My ex girlfriend really wanted me to pee on her but it was weird for me so I just called 911"
"My boss just informed me that ""It's FRIDAY"" is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am."
"Have you had an accident that wasn't your fault? Of course you have, because that's the definition of an accident."
"""What were you before you came to school boys and girls?"" asked the teacher hoping that someone would say ""babies."" She was disappointed when all the children cried out ""Happy!"""
"Two elderly couple who have Alzheimers just finished having sex Male : Was it good? Female : I can't remember Male : Who are you? Sorry for the formatting sent this via my phone"