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Joke of the Day
"What do floppy disks and Jesus have in common? They both had to die to become the icon of saving."
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"Dear lady who says she will only date guys who drive Mercedes or BMW cars, yet your father drives a Hyundai; Why can't you be humble like your mother?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Chopin ! Chopin who ? Chopin the supermarket !"
"What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ? An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !"
"It's oddly fitting that most Americans celebrate Presidents' Day by taking the day off and not doing the job they were hired to do."
"What's black and never works? Decaffeinated coffee you racist bastard."
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"The little Jack to his mom : Mommy, I'm fed up with sleeping with Jimmy ! Don't tell that again, you know we can afford funerals for him !"
"I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice. My gondolences."
"That Awkward Moment when you find something hilarious, but nobody else does."