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Joke of the Day
"I'm sorry to hear your uncle was run over by a boat in Venice. My gondolences."
Next Joke
"According to WebMD, I either have the Ebola virus or I just sat on my car keys :/"
"I will say something deep. I built a robot that digs. Deep."
"My medical insurance plan is so bad that I'm not allowed to see my doctor. He just reads my Twitter and adjusts my medications."
"Ever get out of the shower and not remember getting a towel ready but its there anyway? You're welcome."
"I hit a deer last night. It died instantly. I feel awful, but when I'm jogging I'm in my own world."
"Feminazis love Game of Thrones........ Cause all men must die"
"*adds lol to the end of a message to sound less mean*"
"So I went to the bathroom to take a poo... Not sure why she was angry though, it's not like she wanted it."
"What did the left tit say to the right tit? If we don't get some support soon, people are going to think we're nuts!"