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Joke of the Day
"What did the Doe say when she walked out of the bushes? I'll never do that for two bucks again."
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"""Wow, this toilet is really uncomfortable..."" ~Me drunk in the hot tub as my guests throw themselves out"
"Anyone have a good recipe for ice cubes?"
"I'm in a very serious relationship with Batman. My beloved Baeman."
"What Do You Call an Epileptic in a Pile of Leaves? Russell"
"If you turn pineapple upside down cake right side up, it's just cake."
"The body is 70% water.. So cool, you're not fat you're just flooded.."
"Why did Holden Caulfield hate his job at Sprint? He was surrounded by phone-ys!"
"What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat"
"Marilyn Monroe died & was reincarnated into thousands of white girls who can't be handled at their worst, and aren't deserved at their best."