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Joke of the Day

"The little Jack to his mom : Mommy, I'm fed up with sleeping with Jimmy ! Don't tell that again, you know we can afford funerals for him !"

"Every week I buy healthy fruits & vegetables and every week I throw out spoiled fruits & vegetables because I like steak."

"Here in Britain, we've got May & Hammond in the Government now - All we need is Clarkson and we've got Top Gear back again."

"Hey Paul Ryan, why don't you save some first names for the rest of us."

"*walks into a brothel* ""yes I'd like some broth"""

"I was asked by a feminist how I viewed lesbian relationships.. ""In HD"" was NOT the right answer..."

"I saw Jesus on the bus today. He was the Juan in front of me."

"Why do women get so upset when they miscarry? They just can't come to terms with it"

"They say in a group of friends, there's always one person who's probably a psychopathic killer. There's no group now... I couldn't take that chance."

"Ever since I installed Adblocker Plus things haven't been going so well.. All of a sudden chicks in my area are no longer interested in me."