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Joke of the Day

"There once was a man named Brent He made poems wherever he went The poems were fine But on the very last line He added too many syllables"

"My my most hated typo is is when I double double words. My second most hated leave out words. Then there subject verbs agreement from edits."

"Moses talking to a burning bush was child's play ...compared to the miracle of getting a hundred thousand Jews to voluntarily go in to the Red ~~sea~~."

"Nothing angers me more than a prematurely broken shell in my Taco Kit."

"Sorry I wasn't ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found."

"I'm only friends with people who are taller than me, just in case of thunderstorms."

"""I'm all up for sex with handcuffs..."" ""...I just think a little warning would have been nice, Officer."""

"Part of being a woman means you can break your leg or be having a cardiac arrest & a nurse will still ask when your last period was."

"Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside."

"My friend Amanda is an entrepreneur... She decided to create a cross-dressing boutique. She called it ""Amanda's A Man, Duh""."