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Joke of the Day

"Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside."

"Dbz joke Yamaha won"

"So this guy is on a date with this hot chick, after a while, weird sh*t starts happening..."

"What did Hitler say to the Chinese food delivery guy that stole his Chinese food? MEIN LOMEIN!"

"I think I speak for the majority of mute people when I don't say anything at all."

"What do you call an earthquake in NYC? Harlem Shake."

"Remember when you were a kid and used to blow Bubbles? Well, Bubbles is back in town and he's looking for your number."

"Someone needs to tell every movie and tv show that no cell phone beeps when you hit the ""answer call"" button."

"Kanye West always looks like someone just told him a movie spoiler."

"Happy Thursday guys and remember. If you can't spot the douche at work today, then it's probably you."