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Joke of the Day
"Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside."
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"Hell is just going to be you on a conference call waiting for the 8th guy to dial in for all eternity."
"A joke from my 5 year old brother... Q: What has four legs but doesn't move? A: A statue of a dog!"
"Tourette's convention rally What do we want?! A CURE FOR TOURETTE!! When do we want it?! CUNT! SHIT! FUCK!"
"Why did the ""upright man"", a humanoid species, went extinct 70.000 years ago? Because they got homo e-rekt-us."
"Why did the chicken marry the crocodile? Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name."
"[torturing terrorist] [plays EDM] [beat rises] [beat keeps rising] [beat rises endlessly] Terrorist: MAKE IT DROP I'LL TELL U ANYTHING"
"The french word for ""unfortunately"" has 15 letters The english word for unfortunately has 13, but it's two short EDIT: For the curious, the french word is ""malheureusement"""
"The milk in my fridge went bad. It beat up my orange juice and started selling meth to all the condiments."
"The guy who coined the phrase,""I'm not gettin any younger."" The guy he said it to then coined the phrase,""No shit, Sherlock."""