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Joke of the Day

"Nuts on a wall What do you call nuts on a wall? Wall nuts What do you call nuts on your chest? Chest nuts What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth"

"Why doesn't North Korea's population exponentially grow? Because they must build additional pylons."

"So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. FINALLY"

"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits."

"if eren jaeger is a teenager and he's also a titan wouldn't that make him a.... *teen titan* http://imgur.com/R6lGaGL"

"Jesus Joke Who killed Jesus and then said ""Aaaar, Matey""? Pontius Pirate"

"Some people say that The Big Bang Theory disproves God... I mean, sure, it's not the best show, but I wouldn't go *that* far."

"If a bunch of white people running down a hill is an avalanche, what is a bunch of black people running down a hill? A prison break."

"When a woman tells me her lawn needs mowing, I get an entirely different picture in my head."

"Conjunctivitis.com that's a site for sore eyes"