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Joke of the Day

"O. J. Simpson When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them? ""Go axe your mother."""

"My Indian colleague asked me if black Friday is some how related to black people, I said yes and its manners to wish them ""Happy Blacks Friday""."

"Jesus walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries"

"Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven? A bannister always pays his deafs."

"Seal goes out with friends. A seal walks into a club."

"I've always wanted to be one of those people who laughs all the way to the bank, instead of one who cries every time he leaves."

"I robbed a bank dressed as a frog the other day It was the first time I Kermit-ed a crime"

"But you didn't pick up Two Types of People: ---- 1. I called you but you didn't pickup ---- 2. I called you from my iPhone 6 Plus 64 GB and you didn't pickup."

"I didn't realize how religious the Japanese are. Always asking me if I have a pray station at home."

"It was a smart phone until I downloaded Twitter"