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Joke of the Day
"What's red, and bad for your teeth? A brick."
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"What do 'Free bird' by Lynyrd Skynyrd and my orgasms have in common? 5 minutes solo. Meh."
"Waiter: And what would the lady like? Me: Waiter: Me: Waiter: Me: Date: Gigi, he means you. Me: *blushing* Oh, wow. He called me a lady."
"I TRADED MY ALARM CLOCK FOR A KOALA SO I CAN SLEEP UNTIL HE STARTS BEGGING FOR LEAVES WHICH'S LIKE 3 DAYS"
"What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is."
"I wonder what hospitals do with all the foreskins."
"What do you call a gender confused toddler? A Transves-tyke."
"why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about america? because freedom rings."
"What's the difference between America and yoghurt? If you leave yoghurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture."
"I saw a tweet saying liberals should create their own Captain America. They did. In 1940."