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Joke of the Day
"What's red, and bad for your teeth? A brick."
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"What is a grateful person's favorite number/letter combination? 10Q!"
"How many babies does it take to make light? 99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid."
"what kind of clothes do lawyers wear? Lawsuits."
"What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock? A Nokia"
"How do you know if a guy has an asian wife? He'll tell you."
"Smiles from ear to ear. Wife: what are you smiling about? Our dog just took a giant dump in our neighbors yard Wife: God I love that dog."
"I find hanging around in coffee shops A great way to espresso yourself"
"What's the difference between Snow-men and Snow-women? Snowballs."
"Did you hear Harriet Tubman will be on the $20? Does this mean it'll be worth 70% of its value because she's a woman? Or does it mean it'll be worth 3/5th because she's black?"