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Joke of the Day
"What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? Milk and quackers."
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"What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time? Tutankhamun."
"70% of the Earth's surface is water. The other 30% is covered in advertisements for The Blacklist."
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"What happened when the lawyer took a Viagra? He got taller."
"I don't claim to know what happens inside the dishwasher, but I'm guessing that it's like the first 15 minutes of Saving Private Ryan."