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"AudioPhiles be like .mp3, .wav, .flac"
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"Retailers have pulled all the Darth Vader toys from their shelves... Apparently they are a choking hazard."
"What did the VW spokeswoman say after the EPA tester discovered the emissions discrepancy? Nothing, she was embarrassed."
"Common synonyms of unemployed. Writer, blogger, and activist."
"What do you call a piano that approves. A piayes."
"I don't think a wooden structure is capable of holding up my books. I have low shelf-confidence."
"We shouldn't be donating money to 'Doctors without Borders' We should donate borders instead"
"A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says ""5 beers please""."
"you know its cold out... when you go outside, and its cold out. (tried this in /r/antijokes , thought the rest of the joke world might appreciate)"
"How do you get a fat person into bed? Piece of cake."