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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time? Tutankhamun."
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"What's the best part of having Alzheimer's? You get to meet new people everyday!"
"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care."
"What do you call Irish fruit punch? A barfight in a gaybar"
"What do you call the rough parts of Paris? La Ba-ghetto"
"My name should just be man1012... because I have no D. (according to a YT commenter)"
"It's been so long, I can't even remember why rock, paper & scissors started fighting."
"I masturbate with my pinkie finger pointed straight out. That way if anyone ever walks in on me, I'll still look all classy and shit"
"How does Jared like to play his flute? In A minor."
"Yo' mama is so stupid... (OC) She thinks Salmonella is a Disney fish princess."